sorry to be autistic about this post but they literally solve this dilemma in the show because U only get a cutie mark during a life defining moment where U discover your true passion and also cutie marks mainly Represent more abstract passions not jobs. like pinkie pies is balloons not because she’s gonna become a balloon maker but because her life’s mission to to bring joy to other people and she does that through her parties. so even if pinkie Decided to do something else with her life her defining trait is still bringing joy to other people and her cutie mark wouldn’t change. like the cutie marks Are very personal and are specific to the individual because it’s pony magic… Also destiny is real in the show anyway and U get a cutie mark at the point U begin to fulfill your destiny (like twilight got hers when she got into magic school) so like moot point. I don’t play about those talking horses.
you’ve heard of existential dread and existential horror, now get ready for existential peace, which is that feeling when you stare up at the nightsky and think, “huh. i exist. that’s pretty neat.”
when gerard way sings “the broken, the beaten, and the damned” and when kermit the frog sings “the lovers, the dreamers, and me” they’re talking about the same people btw
Angel on my shoulder: we’re extremely fortunate. You shot him in the side of the head and you’re wearing gloves. Place the gun in his hand and set the house ablaze. Officer Goger’s tragic suicide will be the perfect cover story
Devil on my shoulder: Goger was always eating stuffing and spelt wheat and steel cut oats. Bet he’d taste reeeeal good on a spit with an apple in his mouth. Come on, i’ve seen the way you’ve looked at him..
My tulpa, a 6'9" DD smokeshow hottie PS1 graphics anthro leopard girl in a lab coat: you must put a baby in me Your Highness, quickly!
Please take this in the most encouraging and constructive way possible: replace the batteries in the CO2 detectors in your home
Alright kitten listen up cause mommy needs your help here okay. Pause the game, ok-PAUSE the game for mommy okay I need your eyes up here, kitten. I’m putting these onions in this pan okay and im gonna walk out the door yes, that’s right mommy’s gotta go right now mommy’s gotta go for 8 hours but she needs these onions caramelized by the time she gets bac-STOP LOOKING AT THE COMPUTER mommy needs you to caramelized these onions for her okay kitten mommy needs all 5 pounds perfectly caramelized and cooked down till they’re all evenly brown and sweet and YES it does need to take the whole 8 hours mommy needs you to babysit these fucking carmies okay kitten I SAID TURN THE FUCKING GAME OFF
